动物英语笑话动物的英语笑话...要中文翻译的!

动物英语笑话动物的英语笑话...要中文翻译的!
动物英语笑话
动物的英语笑话...要中文翻译的!

动物英语笑话动物的英语笑话...要中文翻译的!
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees,so that he's on her level,and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice:"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: \"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?\"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so tha...

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Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: \"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?\"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he\'s on her level, and asks: \"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?\"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: \"I don\'t fink my pyfon really giveths a thit.\"
Wittle Wabbit
一个小女孩在最甜的一点点方面走进一家伴侣动物商店而且问不完全地发音:"Excuthe 我, mithter, 你保存 wittle wabbits 吗?"
而且零售商在他的膝上拿下来, 所以他'在她的水平上的 s, 而且问: " 你想要 wittle 白色的 wabby 或柔软和 fuwwy bwack wabby 或也许一个同类哪一可爱的 wittle bwown wabby 那里?"
小的女孩把她的手放在她的膝,瘦肉在一种安静的声音中转寄而且说: "我着't 破坏及反罢工的人我的 pyfon 真的 giveths thit。"

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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the ...

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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?"
鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。

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