作业帮谁能给我写一个英语小笑话,加汉语翻译.
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谁能给我写一个英语小笑话,加汉语翻译.
谁能给我写一个英语小笑话,加汉语翻译.
谁能给我写一个英语小笑话,加汉语翻译.
One day after school the teacher said to his students,"
Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first
question,I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The
next day,when the teacher came into the classroom,he
found t he blackboard daubed.He was ver y angry and
asked,"Who did it?Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob,
"Now,I can go home.Good-bye,Sir."
一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说："明天上午,如
果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的 问题,我就
准许他或她最先回家."第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑
板被涂得乱七八糟,他非常生气的问："谁涂的?请站起
来!"鲍勃说："先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见!"
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Stud...
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子
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A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question
very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders w...
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A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question
very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the
lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，
尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：
为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
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